Thursday, August 12, 2010

Life Lesson #29

While doing something completely psychotic in the workplace AND being observed by a fellow co-worker do not yell "I SWEAR I'M NOT CRAZY." You will unknowingly make the situation worse and make said co-worker consider calling the nice men in the white jackets to have you removed.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010


Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
By: Mandy Crane

Sexually suggestive country songs
Old women in sexy thongs
groovy glass bongs

Bitches who think they are fine
Working till nine
Waiting in line

Awkward telephone calls
Over crowded malls
Drunken falls

Co-workers who have gone mad
Milk that has gone bad
The word "lad"

Things that go bump in the night
People who aren't very bright
A stupid fight

People who think they can sing
Rappers and their bling
"The Ring"

Children who won't share
When life isn't fair
Body hair

Money that I spent
Paying rent