Sunday, February 20, 2011
I LOVE JERSEY SHORE
There. I said it.
Haters gunna hate.
I especially love snooks and Jenni. Not only are they hilarious but they teach young girls around the world that it's ok to get drunk off your ass every night! & it's ok if you don't have any REAL goals. && if people can't see your vagina, that dress isn't short enough. AND FOR CRAPS SAKE hook up with randoms!! Why? Because life is a joke. All you need to worry about is fist pumping and gorilla shopping.
gah, I wish my life was like that. Minus the STD's, hangovers, paparazzi, dead end careers, being labeled as a hoe... On second thought I'll just stick to watching them on tv. I need something to laugh at for an hour every Thursday night that doesn't involve any thinking.
Hey, at least they have a strong friendship. Sexually transmitted disease or not, they always have each others back.
I'm addicted to all things sweet. And yes, it's a serious problem. Everyone who knows me KNOWS that 99.99% of the time I will have some sort of candy on me.
I will hide it from the ones I love.
I will go out of my way to find it.
I will pay big bucks for it.
& I will deny ever touching it.
Sugar is my personal crack. If anyone out there knows of any support groups, please call me. That information will be greatly appreciated. :P
they tried to make me go to rehab but i said no no noooooo
Saturday, February 19, 2011
I sat down in front of my computer with the intention of watching a movie. Instead I began to search through old folders. Here I am an hour later... popcorn gone and a head full of amazing memories. I find myself doing this often. I have such amazing friends.
Friday, February 18, 2011
O is for OMG pick up your clothes!
V is for vacation. We need one.
E is for easy. Loving you is much too easy.
As you can tell I'm still in the valentines mood. This year, my husband and I used this romantic holiday as an excuse to shop and test drive new cars. Very typical for us. He did the whole flowers & dinner thing to shut me up and in return I rode co-pilot in a VW Passat. It's hard for me to remember what my life was like before my husband came along. Everything seems to fit (mostly) perfectly these days. It's almost too good to be true.
In every relationship there comes THAT moment. The moment you realize you're staring at the person you're going to be with for the rest of your life. My "moment" was incredibly silly. But it will forever be engraved into my mind. It was Christmas 2009. I was on holidays visiting my friends and family. My friend and I (who is now SUUURRPRIIISEE my husband... oh crap I just ruined the ending) were sitting in front of the tv, eating mushy kraft dinner and ketchup. We were catching up after not seeing each other for a couple of years. Out of no where, he caught me off guard and said something hilarious. Not like ha-ha funny. BUT REAL funny. He made me laugh for real. I hadn't laughed (for real) in such a long time. It was an amazing breath of fresh air. For that second I was me again. We were having the most amazing movie-like moment until my mother chimed in with her crazy portuguese accent. She yelled from two floors up: "AMAAAAANDDAAAA *insertnamehere* DOESN'T MAAAAKE YOOOUU LAUGH LIKE THAT". And click. Mamacita had a point. She confirmed what I already knew. This "friend" of mine got me. he understood me. He could make me laugh without even trying. That silly moment was the moment I realized that he was the thing missing in my life.
When we were 17 or 18... I can't remember which... he told me I was going to marry him one day. I told him he was crazy.