Dearest Santy Clause,
Here's a list of things I would appreciate for Christmas. I've been a good girl this year... unlike that girl up there ^^^ or so I would assume.
1.) A new pair of jeans (my fat ass recently shed some pounds)
2.) A pretty journal (so I can continue to curse the mailman, the staff at work and whatever poor soul who happens to cross my path on a bad day)
3.) A plane ticket (My family needs me for the holidays... and I need me some grammas cooking)
4.) DIAMONDS
5.) Another cat (because I'm going to save the world one kitty at a time)
6.) Peace on earth
-Mandy
p.s would it kill you to leave some cash in my stocking?
Isn't your computer broken...shouldn't that be on the list?
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