Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Is anyone ACTUALLY going to read my blog?

Once upon a time there lived a young lady named Amanda. Amanda was a curious human being who had many MANY bad ideas. She wasn't exactly the brightest candle on the birthday cake, but she managed to get by. Leaving her friends and family at an early age, she set off for an adventure three thousand kilometers away. Still not knowing if it was the right decision or not, she was and still IS trying to make the most out of life. Now when it came down to it, Amanda wouldn't dare to speak her true feelings to anyone... except to her trusty sidekick Leo (the orange spawn of satan who disguised himself as an adorable kitty). So with the advice of a close friend she decided to start a blog where she could open up and be her true self. Bad mouthing whatever she wanted, sharing poems and stories and best of all informing her friends and family about what she has been up to. Amanda soon married her prince, the love of her life and they spent eternity together raising lots and lots of kids and rolling around in diamonds and cash. FIN.

ok so maybe that last part hasn't happened yet... but most of my story is true.